Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors ...
There are also poles available ...
And you thought google nerds are no good at pole dance.

Good food = sharp dork = better googling... THE SECRET GOOGLE ALGORITHM

Guess why do Google ppl need spects? Two monitors per person = double eye hit.

Sure, great ideas always strike att odd places. Google knows this well. Yeah, there are boards everywhere. No surprise, you may spot a google nerd doing boarding even while making love.

All work and no fun??? Rethink. Google gotcha foosball there.

Nerds are busy buddies. But what if their girlfriend wanna a boob job? How can they talk this in public? Google makes sure they don't have to with these private cabins on every floor.

Sure, google houses some of the world's best Mr. FIXITs. But yeah, they work on wine. So if your computer smells martini, guess where it came from!!!

Do you have crams in your back after long hours of googling? So do google ppl.
Only difference, they have got professional masseurs to ease them up.

Like your easy chair? Think back! Google Head Quarters let you rest on there massage chairs while watching aquarium. Wondering, what if i play loud music here? Would they Foogle me?

Ahh... weren't you wondering that the entire HQ looks so NOT-nerdy? So was I. But this library answers it.. goshhh.

A last thing. DO they work after all this?????